12 hours ago
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PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
12 hours ago
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i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
18 hours ago
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
well I know a lot of girls who would kill for meeting a serial killer.
